Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Podzone Gets Personal: #02 - David Tyrrell




My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hello there. This is Dr Nick, wishing to give you some rather important information pertaining to national security. No, of course not- but I do have news about the second episode of The Podzone Gets Personal!

Yes, it's back and better than ever- just like New Coke, and when they changed Coco Pops to Choco Krispies (what was all that about?). On Wednesday 7th February, 2007, The Podzone Got Personal with... Youthcomm legend and passport-holder Mr David Tyrrell! Famous for Off The Wall, Out Of The Zone, and taking The Podzone's promotional photographs, we wanted to delve a little deeper into Dave. Therefore, prepare to watch fifteen minutes of invasive surgery... OK I lie- it's an interview, and a fantastic one at that.

We now have a proper set, kindly provided and created by the Youthcomm Media Group. Please allow us to apologise for the unusual sound in places- that's what happens if your boom mic (not to be confused with Boo Night) is made of a kitchen roll tube.

Make sure you watch it, for your viewing pleasure! It is quite possibly more fresh than a frozen pizza.
Ta-ra for now!

From the interviewed Dr Nick, on behalf of the irritated Chris Leydon.

Friday, February 23, 2007

The Podzone Podcast: #22 - 21/02/2007




Hello all of all faiths, races, and problems. This is your favourite psychiatrist Dr Nick, bringing you the joy of yet another episode of The Podzone Podcast. Once again, we have a wonderful mix of talk, music and the general mish-mash you've come to expect from us every week. If you listened to the show, you'll know this. If you didn't you won't. Unless you have secret powers. In which case, please visit www.drnickwantstouseyouforevilpurposes.com.

This may not be a real website.

Anyway, you may just wish to download the podcast now to hear some rather strange stuff, which may or may not include the following:-

  • Nick does the BT Décor telephone hold tone. Well worth it.
  • Chris is damned to Hell.
  • The Sainsbury's Grand Re-Opening- did YOU go?
  • Nick has mud on his shoe.
  • We're now on CD quality!
  • Chris didn't attend his University interview, and thus the railway companies have lost out.
  • Chris apologises for the Pope incident. Well, sort of.
  • Bible Codes- true, or more likely, false?
  • Spanish builders- mañana!
  • And all the great features we have to do such as The Hit Test, The Crucial Three, The Money are In, Weekly Vue, Nick's STDs, Tech News Lite, Traffic News and The Podosphere!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 14/02/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to keep Dave Tyrrell happy. You won't regret it- it was quite possibly more wacky and different than a brick.

It is therefore your duty to your country to download The Podzone's 22nd Podcast now! Or else, we will find you… and download it for you. And that's a promise. Not a threat. We're not being threatening. Honest. I'll stop now.

Ta-ra me ducks,

From the totally well-kept Dr Nick, on behalf of the socially inept Mr Chris.

Friday, February 16, 2007

The Podzone Podcast: #21 - 14/02/2007





Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain, Dr Nick, speaking. I regret to inform you, that due to a lack of technical errors, a full copy of The Podzone still exists from Valentine's Day, the 14th. Therefore, we are constitutionally bound to transmit it to you through the medium of Dr Nick's Blog.

The show was, as ever, a complete and utter success/failure (delete as appropriate). Owing to reasons beyond our control, Mr Leydon and I were forced to invoke an Emergency Situation, and using Emergency Powers, Mr Leydon declared that there would be no Hit Test this week. Sorry. But there is so much content still to take in, such as:-
  • Chris breaks his own record and offends 1,098,366,000 people. Approximately.
  • We find out the Ted Grizzell family history, and it involves suits and Dr Who.
  • The Podzone's Malvern Hills Intro. If you don't listen to anything else, listen to the start. And if you don't believe us, that genuinely happened as documented.
  • Chris successfully disguises several swear words.
  • Information on The Podzone team's Valentine's Day!
  • We cut off the Out Of The Zone promo.
  • An interview with American Podcasting God Billy Hime. That's Billy Hime (that'll knock us up the Google Search page- two "Billy Hime"s. No, three.)
  • And all the features you've got used to such as The Crucial Three, The Podosphere (OK, that's just the interview), Tech News Lite, Traffic News, and Nick's STDs!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 14/02/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to fulfill our requirements to Her Majesty The Queen

Thus you must download the podcast now. It's quite possibly a better sign of volunteering than a letter with a small sheet of paper inside with the phrase "Please Volunteer" inside it. And with that, I shall leave you to your complimentary drinks and nuts. I hope you enjoy flying with us this evening.

Ta-ra me ducks,
From the "no anti-Catholic" Dr Nick, on behalf of the "no anti-perspirant" Mr Chris.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Podzone Podcast: #20 - 07/02/2007





Hello there Podzoneites of the world! It's Chris Leydon here to tell you about the marvel that happened on 07/02/2007, this marvel, of course, was The Podzone Podcast #20!!! Unfortunately my good and dear friend Dr Nick couldn't be bothered to write the post this week so I'm here instead, honestly a bit of snow and the whole of civilisation falls apart!

This was quite possibly one of the weirdest Podzone's in recorded history and included such features as.
  • The Podzone starts at 10 past 4?
  • Nick's Ultimate STD Test
  • The Money Aren't In!
  • Adrian bully's Chris
  • The Podzone has MySpace!
  • PenIs enlargers for all!
  • Jazler plays up
  • Princess Sarah & Keep fit Sarah perform a military coup of The Podzone
  • No Podosphere
  • I'm A Mac & I'm A PC Ads
  • and the usual features such as Tech News Lite, The Crucial Three, Nick's STD's and whatnot.
So there you have a it a comprehensive and selective run down of The Podzone Podcast #20. Needless to say that I've been the fantastic Chris Leydon on behalf of the equally obsessive Dr Nick.

Speak to you next week!

As per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to add extra parts just to be illegal.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Podzone Podcast: #19 - 31/01/2007





Hello there, chums. This is the unbelievable Dr Nick telling you that yet another version of The Podzone was formed by accident on 31st January 2007, NOT involving Samuel Deacon in any way. Honestly. You obviously don't believe me, do you? Well it didn't. And that's a fact. Pretty much.

Anyway a full copy of the show does exist, and is pretty much detailed below. Though I do advocate that you listen to it also, just so you can fully grasp the following major things:-
  • Chris offends 16,491,461 people in one go. Quite possibly a record.
  • Nick won't kill you. Honestly.
  • Blatant disregard for product placement- although there are other radio regulations available (to break, that is.)
  • We break the ice... by skating on it in big shoes.
  • Was World II just Star Wars in disguise?
  • Jedi vs Nazi- Who wins- You decide.
  • Another Doner Kebab gag.
  • Has Odeon gone bust? (I can confirm... no.)
  • And all the features you're too enthralled in to hate such as The Hit Test, The Crucial Three, The Podosphere, Nick's STDs, Traffic News, Tech News Lite, The Money are In, and The Ten Past Four Feature. Plus the new Weekly Vue feature- I do wonder why...

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 31/01/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to add extra parts just to be illegal.

So tune in. You'll be so pleased, because it was more controversial than a movie scene containing a horse, a lamppost, and a brick. And for now, it's bye bye baby- ta-ra ducks from me!

From the offended Dr Nick, on behalf of the offensive Mr Chris.