The Podzone Podcast Highlights: #02

Hello Podzonites, it's the infamous Mr Chris Leydon here, reporting to you from an emergency situation.

Unfortunately due to circumstances out of our control (they were in the control of a Mr Gary Frost), The Podzone was unable to take place on Wednesday, but fear not, for The Podzone always has a back up plan.

Recorded many months ago and edited together all but a few hours ago, I bring you The Podzone Podcast Highlights #02. Yes we've sold out as it were and done one of the cheesiest things that we could do but hey, at least you've got some content to listen to.

The Podzone Podcast Highlights #02 consists of the first two episodes of The Podzone Podcast, so please enjoy.

That's pretty much it for now.

From the noteworthy Chris Leydon and the equally not worthy Dr Nick.

The Podzone Podcast: #26 - 21/03/2007

Hello to you all. This is your general practitioner Dr Nick, reminding you of yet another Podzone Podcast! Out today in all good bookstores, it didn't actually go out over the airwaves of Youthcomm Radio, but do you know what Chris says? ********** Youthcomm. ***** **** **** ****** ***** the **** ****** ****** **** ***** a ******* ******* small child. (Blanked out to reduce offence.)

The show was as hilarious as ever, and was due to go out on the 21st March 2007, containing content that may just have been the following:-

• We implement Podzone Decimal Time. This came into place at 6:32.95 in the afternoon.
• Come to Vue Cinemas- it's fun for all the family!
• We play Not Seeing Scarlet... sorry, Hollow Horse. God love them. (Nothing to do with the free copy of course.)
• We appeal for money. All cheques and credit cards accepted.
• Do go to Russia. Honest.
• Watermark, Watergate, Nixon, whatever.
• What is Liam Farrand's hand up to?
• Nick doesn't use First Buses, but he does like Worcester Underground.
• Can you define "the" without using "the"?
• And all the features we're bored of doing such as The Podosphere, The Crucial Three, Nick's STDs, Traffic News, Tech News Lite, The Money are In (sort of), and Weekly Vue!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 21/03/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to take out the swearing (note from Chris: **** that, you can **** **** *** with **** **** *** and you.)

And that concludes the information from the Ministry of Propaganda. Download the podcast please- it was quite possibly more profane than a nun in the Pope's clothing.

And that be it. Ta-ra me ducks,

From the caring Dr Nick, on behalf of the swearing Mr Chris.

The Podzone Podcast: #25 - 14/03/2007

Good day to you. This is your Master Dr Nick, here to tell you more about the Podcast of the 14th March 2007, which I handily wasn't in. However, The Podzone's fine Third Officer, "not Dr" Sam filled in a manner that was as competent as Liam and Justin.

The show was as fine as ever, and was actually repeated later in the day (more news on that later!) However, let's stick to the Sam version for now, which contained content such as the following:-

• Chris provides an educative service. Of sorts. This is- Sam's Ultimate STD test!
• Where would we get steak from without cows?
• Scissor Sisters discussion.
• Dr Nick can't phone in! What a bu.......er.
• Which day did Adam Curry do it?
• Discussion on what it would mean if Mrs Thatcher became our MP.
• Chris mucks up the engineering; Sam mucks up the engineering...
• Chris has a fetish for something cold and wet.
• The Money's new sponsor?
• And all the features that have grinded you down such as Tech News Lite, The Podosphere, The Money are In, Traffic News, The Ten Past Four Feature, Nick's STDs... not, The Hit Test... not, and The Crucial Three (sort of)!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 14/03/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to keep Vue and Odeon happy.

And that be it for another week of blogging fun! Well unless the Secret Second 25th Podcast ever comes out this week, in which case I'll be back with you sooner than you thought! For now, please download the Podcast. It is quite honestly less fishy than a mackerel wrapped in smoked salmon, coated in tuna paste.

And thus I shall see you all soon. Ta-ra me ducks,

From the in absentia Dr Nick, on behalf of the insane Mr Chris.

The Podzone Podcast: #24 - 07/03/2007

Hello there, friends of The Podzone! Yes, it's good old Dr Nick back with you again for another weekly announcement! Yet another broadcast of The Podzone was made on 07/03/2007- and it was damn good. Do you know how I know it was damn good? Because it was.

The show was, as it so rarely is, a complete success, and it contained content that vaguely resembled the following:-

• We start our own awards ceremony! And guess who wins Most Perverted Show!
• Should Chris be arrested? Someone seems to think so.
• Nick has to fill for a minute and a half, and there's some damn good content. In fact, just listen for this (happens about a certain number of minutes in- you'll have to listen to find out!)
• Us? Professional?
• We go head over... ... ... chest?
• Suicide is painless, apparently.
• We copy the Great Britain Show, with the IRN Channel 6 accidental feature.
• Chris throws a padlock at Nick, for advertising a certain breakfast cereal.
• We be reCOOPERated, and reLEYDONated. Clever, huh!
• And all the features you dread to hate such as The Crucial Three, The Hit Test, Nick's STDs, Tech News Lite, Traffic News, The Money Are In, and The Podosphere!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 07/03/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to remove the product placement.

Dr Nick will be back next week for next week's blog, but if you're bored, or even if you're not during this week, head back over to our website at www.thepodzone.net for all your Podzoning fun! You can also listen to all our podcasts over and over again- including of course this one, which was quite possibly less perverted than Liam Farrand in a frock.

So for another week, ta-ra me ducks!

From the croaky Dr Nick, on behalf of the creepy Mr Chris.

The Podzone Podcast: #23 - 28/02/2007

Morning to you all. This is Dr Nick, your spiritual leader, wishing to describe to you the warm feeling inside that you can gain from listening to the latest episode of The Podzone Podcast!
Broadcast on the 28th February, 2007, it was good. So listen to it. PLEASE.

The show was once again a total failure, and it may just have contained such beautiful content as the following:-

• Chris rummages in Nick's bag. This sounds painful.
• We have Tintin in! All the way from Belgium!
• Tintin tells us about his and Dr Nick's London Underground world record attempt.
• Nick reads French. Very well, may I add.
• Chris compares hearing yourself to... you'll hear.
• Nick runs into a door.
• Chris signs up for the British Army, or the SAS, or some other initials...
• Virgin Trains, Virgin Mary... same thing?
• And all the features you've grown accustomed to like mould onto bread, such as The Crucial Three, Nick's STDs, Tech News Lite, The Podosphere, The Ten Past Four Feature, The Money are In, and Traffic News!

So just click on the link above for The Podzone podcast that was broadcasted on 28/02/07- as per usual the show has been edited down to comply with Podcasting legislation, and to remove the World War III declaration. You won't regret it - it was quite possibly more optimistic than calling an empty glass "not full".

I therefore think it is necessary that this podcast be downloaded by each and every one of you! I'm being nice about it this week. You OOTZ fishes.

Thank you and goodnight!

Ta-ra me ducks,

From the psychologist Dr Nick, on behalf of the psychiatric Chris Leydon.